Another Christmas poem – today it’s a shape poem.
by Sally
Another Christmas poem – today it’s a shape poem.
by Sally
To add to yesterday’s end-of-school-year poem, here’s another from my files, which I’ve posted on my blog before.
We sing of jingle bells and snow
Of warm red suits and ho ho ho
But none of this is quite the way
When it is Christmas here below
Downunder in good old Aussieland
It’s time for sun and surf and sand
It’s hot, not cold, it’s summertime
And summer treats are in demand.
Hard work for reindeer in this heat
Hot roofs would burn their tender feet
And racing through the summer skies
Would soon see them feeling beat.
And as for Santa in fur and such
He’d soon feel overdressed a touch
Being snug and warm in blistering heat
Is not likely to impress him much.
Santa needs roos for the job
Of sleigh-pulling – an Aussie mob
To get him moving all around
From Sydney town to Iron Knob.
His suit, too, needs an overthrow
A new outfit, from head to toe
Some boardies, a singlet and some thongs
Would seem to be the way to go.
So let’s not sing of snow and ice
Instead I’ll give you this advice
Roos, utes and summer are the go
For Christmas songs that sound real nice.
So ripper, bonza, beudy strewth
Though you might think my song uncouth
It’s true blue and its ridgy didge
To sing a song that tells the truth.
by Sally
We all know Christmas is coming, but today I’m sparing a thought for all the kids across Australia (and their teachers!) who are plodding their way through the last week(s) of the school year. Having been there many times – as a child and as a teacher, I know it can be both exciting and exhausting in equal measure.
Anyway, here is a poem from my files to hopefully make you smile.
Christmas is coming.
We’ve stopped learning stuff at school
except how to sing Jingle Bells
while standing straight and tall
so the folks can get good piccies
at speech night;
and how to get glitter to stick
to a polystyrene ball
to hang on the Chrissie tree.
And how to make a gazillion cards
one for Mum
one for Dad
and two for the grandmas.
And how to carry homeaAll those scrapbooks
And artworks
and dead textas.
And how to concentrate
on all this
even though it’s 40 degrees
and our classroom isn’t airconditioned
and all we really think about
is that Christmas is coming.
by Sally
Looking for a Christmas themed book for a child in your life?
Snowy’s Christmas is the story of a joey who doesn’t like being different – until he meets Santa and realises that only he can help with the sleigh. I have a stack of copies which can be posted anywhere in Australia for $18 (postage included). You can email me directly for details, or buy through this ebay link.
Copies will be signed to the recipient.
And, while it isn’t Christmas themed, you might also find a chapter book just the thing for a reader aged 6-10. Doggy Duo was my first ever published children’s book and the only place you can now buy it is direct from me. Super discounted, at just $5 (including postage, again posted anywhere in Australia. Again available through ebay or you can email me for payment details.
If you’re reading this page, you probably don’t need convincing that books make excellent Christmas gifts, but I’m telling you anyway: not only are they great gifts, they are easy to wrap and fit into smallish parcels. Also, buying one of these books helps me to clear much needed storage space on my office! I don’t usually sell my books directly, so now is your chance.
Not interested in either of these books? That’s okay – I urge you to consider heading to your local bookstore and supporting any author (especially Australian ones) by buying a book, or three, this holiday season.
by Sally
Hard to believe it is December already, but my calendar says so, so I guess it’s true. And, as always, a new month means time to post what I read last month. A bit of an eclectic mix – eight books in all. Here’s what they were:
That brings my total for the year so far to 108. Hoping for a little extra reading time in December as my work year is winding down a little. Currently reading two books – fiction on audio and nonfiction in hard copy, so off to a good start. I’m also hoping to get through more from my to-read cupboard, to free up some storage space.
What are you reading?
by Sally
It’s a new month which means I’m sharing what I read in the old month. In October I managed 10 books, with half being new purchases and the other half from my to-read pile which I had hoped to reduce significantly in 2024. It is a wee bit smaller, but with two months to go, I know I won’t be getting that extra shelf back any time soon. So many books so little time! But what a lovely problem to have – too many books. Is that even a thing?
Anyway, here’s what I did manage to finish in October.
That brings my total for the year to a respectable 100 books read. Happy with that. What have you been reading?